《柯南脱口秀》第149期:多元化表情符号

I call them woo kernels.Yeah,they're covering up for the awkward silence. 这叫欢呼爆米花 嗯 是用来掩盖尴尬沉默的

I love awkward silence.I know,it is one of your favorite things. 我喜欢尴尬沉默 是啊 是你最喜欢的了

Welcome to the show,good to see you,Andy.We have a great show for you tonight.Ok,no bought that at all. 欢迎来到节目现场 见到你真高兴 安迪 今晚为大家准备了精彩的节目 好吧 根本没人信啊

They're hanging on every word.I said great show.and there was a quiet in here. 他们听着我的每一句话 我说节目很精彩 然后寂静一片

They just assume,like yes,of course.No,I saw people with cropped arms. 他们只是想当然了 不 我看到有人抱臂

I wasn't looking.It never happened.It never has.And it won't star now. 我没仔细看 从来没有过 从来都没精彩过 现在也不会变精彩

I can hear what you're saying.No,great show.Great guests.we're going to have a lot of fun. 我听得到你们的话 不 节目很精彩 嘉宾很棒 我们会很开心的

Now,that's just sad.That's sad coming at that late date.When you do that,it just hurts everything. 简直可悲啊 这么晚 简直可悲 这样做只有反效果了

What's going on?A lot to talk about tech news.I don't know if we have techies here. 最近有什么情况 很多可聊 有些科技新闻 不知道这里是否有科技迷

But apple's next iPhone update they just announced will include 300 new racially diverse emojis.300,yes. 苹果的新iPhone更新 将涵盖300个新种族多元化表情符号 300个 没错

Yeah,they're adding one African American emoji and 299 white emojis who about having a black friend. 他们将加上1个非裔美国人表情符号和299个吹嘘自己有黑人朋友的白人表情符号

Like,I don't talk to him much,but I see him around occasionally. 我跟他不怎么常说话 但我偶尔会见他

What else is going on?some people are saying bill O'Reilly exaggerated his war experience in the 1980's.yeah. 还有什么 有人说比尔·奥莱利 夸大了他1980年代的战争经历 没错

People became suspicious because O'Reilly said he was injured in the East Coast West Coast rap wars. 大家之所以起疑是因为奥莱利说 他在东西海岸说唱大战中负了伤