听美剧学英语_生活大爆炸第三季 第12集 (下)
So, what should we talk about?
我们聊些什么呢
Well, we could always learn more about why people who believe in psychics are idiots.
我们可以再听听某人的言论为什么信灵媒的人都是小白
Leonard? Oh, we don't need to talk about that anymore.
是吧 莱纳德,这我们就不必多说了
Leonard covered it pretty well in the car.
莱纳德在车里已经说得够绝了
I'm sorry, but facts are facts.
不好意思 但事实如此
Right, and if you can't understand it,
得了 你所无法理解的事
It's not a fact. No, if it's not a fact, it's not a fact.
那就不是事实,不 如果不是事实 那就是扯淡
Oh, got it. Thank you for educating me. You're welcome.
明白了,多谢你教育我,不客气
How's your fish? Amazing.
鱼好吃吗,相当美味
Would you like to try some?
要来点吗
Yeah, sure. Well, the fact is, you can't.
当然 但事实很残酷,偏不给你吃
Come on, Howard, Bernadette, you' both scientists.
霍华德 伯纳黛特 你俩都是科学家
Help me out here.
行行好 帮帮忙吧
What do you thinkwant to jump right in the middle of another couple's argument?
你觉得呢 他们小两口矛盾,我们要搅这趟浑水吗
No, thank you. Sorry.
不了 谢谢,爱莫能助
Maybe we suld just stop talking about this.
我想我们别谈这个话题了
Maybe some of us should stop talking altogether.
我还是觉得我们都闭嘴好了
How is everything tonight? Really uncomfortable.
今晚用餐如何,相当郁闷
You know, the best thing about being in a committed,
稳定而互相支持的一夫一妻关系中
monogamous, mutually supportive relationship is that even if you have different idea,
最大的优点就在于即使两人发生分歧
you can have a spirited debate, yet still care for, even make love with...
并经过激烈辩论 但感情不受影响,甚至吵过后还是可以云雨一番...
Want your fish? I knew you were going to do that. Doesn't make me psychic!
不要鱼了吗,我不用是灵媒也能猜到你会这样
Attaboy, Leonard make it worse.
好吧 你这废柴只会把事情越弄越糟
What's going on? We scored. I'm the wingman.
什么情况,我们找到女人了,我助攻的
Hey. Laser. Had a great night last night.
好啊,戴上 防镭射 难忘一宵啊
I don't like to kiss and tell, but somebody made it to eighth base.
我是不想透露太多啦,但某些人已经上了八垒了哦
What the hell is eighth base?
八垒是个什么情况
Seventh base with shirt off. Well, my shirt.
七垒只到宽衣解带,宽的还是我的衣
How'd things go with Penny?
你和佩妮咋样了
Oh... couldn't be better.
好得不能再好了
Are we taking our relationship frustrations out on innocent Cylons?
我们感情生活一不顺就拿无辜的赛昂人出气吗
It's not just Cylons. Superman's next.
可不止赛昂人呢,接下来就轮到超人了
All right, I was going to try to squeeze in a little more mocking before lunch,
好吧 我本想在吃午饭前溜过来吐吐槽
but I can come back later when you don't have a highpowered weapon.
但我想我还是识相点撤吧,免得被你的杀伤性武器给殃及了
How can I go out with a woman who believes in psychics?
我怎么能和信灵媒的女孩子约会呢
Hey, I once dated a girl who believed she was abducted by aliens.
这有啥 我以前泡过一个妞,她还相信自己被外星人绑架过
And that didn'bother you? Au contraire.
你就不介意吗,正相反(法语)
It meant she was gullible and open to a little probing.
说明她好骗又值得"深探"一番
What am I supposed to, pretend I believe something I don't whenever I'm with Penny?
我该咋办,和佩妮一起时我就得装着相信吗
Yes, I'm sure Penny fakes all kinds of things when she's with you.
我肯定佩妮和你一起时,她也不都是装出来的吗
Do me a favorlean or, put your head right here.
帮个忙 怎么都好 让我爆了你
Let me show you anothe way to look at this.
换种说法和你解释吧
Here we have the universe of all women.
这里是全宇宙的女人
These are the ones you want to sleep with.
其中这一部分的女人,你想和她们上床
These are the women who believe exactly what you believe.
而这里的女人则与你的想法如出一辙
These are the women who would be willing to sleep with you.
而只有这点女人愿意和你上床
And right there in the little triple intersection...is your ideal mate.
而你的理想伴侣只能从这三者之间小小的交集中找了
Odds are she's a short physicist with low selfesteem who lives in a government research facility in china.
而你的那个她可能是个又矮又自卑的物理学家,还是在为中国政府研究所工作
What's your point?
你到底想说啥
In order to keep hing a sexual relationship with Penny,
为了和佩妮继续交往下去
I have to give up everything I believe in my intellectual integrity, the very nature of who I am?
我就得放弃我对科学知识的信仰和我的本性吗
I can't do that, Howard. I respect that.
我做不到 霍华德 完全理解
What is that? Your new girlfriend. Have fun tonight.
那是什么 你的新女友 祝你今晚愉快
The dog...Koira. The roof...Katto. Grapes...Ryp leet...One minute. Sis n
狗狗Koira. 屋顶Katto,葡萄Ryp leet,等一下 Sis n
What was that? It means "Come in."
什么意思 是指"请进"
It's taking forever to load the new operating system on my computer.
我电脑在装新的操作系统等的时间太久了
I disinfected the kitchen and the bathroom, and now I thought I'd learn Finnish.
我消毒了厨房和卫生间,索性就来学习芬兰语吧
That's Hindi for "Whatever floats your bought."
那是印度语就是说你爱咋咋滴吧
Uh, listen, I got a text from that girl Abby, and she and her friend Martha want to hang out with us again.
我收到艾比发来的短信,她跟她朋友玛莎 还想跟我们出去玩
What do you say?
你怎么说
I don't say anything.
我什么都不会说
I merely offer you facial expression that suggests you've gone insane
只会提醒你 你这个表情说明你走火入魔了
I don't get it.You had a great time.
我不明白 你明明也很开心的啊
Yes, exactly, I had a great time.
没错 我是玩得很开心
That's done; I've moved on to other things.
但完了就完了 我就找其他事做了
For example, after I learn Finnish, I'm not going to learn Finnish again
比如说 等我学会了芬兰语,我是不会再去学一遍的
Please, Sheldon, I'm a lost Indian boy far from home, and I want a girlfriend and I want her to be Abby,
求你了 谢尔顿 我这个无助的印度男孩远离故土 就想交个女朋友,想让艾比当我女朋友
And she'll only come over if she can bring Martha.
但除非能带上玛莎 不然她是不会出来的
Raj, I highly doubt there is any argument you can make,
拉杰 我强烈怀疑你能提出什么论据
Threat you might levy, rhetorical strategy, Plea, invocation, vetoomus Supplication, or... vetoomus
或许你可以试试威胁我 运用夸张策略 恳求我 给我施法 跟我祈祷 芬兰语是
That you can employ that would convince me to reconsider.
不如试试这几招 说服我再考虑下
My Incredible Hulk hand signed by Stan Lee.
斯坦·李亲笔签名的"神奇绿巨人"手套
Oh, my. I've admired these for years.
天哪 这是我多年梦寐以求的
So does that mean we can go with the girls again?
也就是说你肯再次跟我出去见她们了
Hulk agree to second date with puny humans!
绿巨人同意再次跟弱小的人类约会
You can't wear the hands on the date. Hulk sad.
约会时你可不能戴那手套 绿巨人伤心了
Cleaning out the old dryer lint, huh?
你清理干净了烘干机滤出来的绒毛
Not only is it courteous, it's safety smart.
不但是种礼貌之举,更增加了安全系数
Every year, 15,000 fires are caused by accidental dryer lint ignition.
每年都有一万五千起火灾是由烘干机上的绒毛突然起火导致的
Now you're supposed to say, "Wow, what an interesting fact.
现在你该接下去说 哇 真是个有趣的事实
"Come here, you crazy, nerdy guy. I could never be mad at you."
过来吧 你这小呆瓜,我怎么都不会生你气的
Wow, that's all you got
哇 你就想明白了这些吗
After you were the most obnoxious person on a double date that included Howard Wolowitz?
你可是在我们四人约会的时候做足了讨人嫌的事 尤其是还当着霍华德·沃罗威茨的面
No, I'm sorry. I really am. It's not right to mock what a person believes in.
不 我很抱歉 我说真的 嘲笑别人笃信的事 肯定是不对的
Thank you. Would you be willing to go to my psychic and see what it's all about?
谢谢 愿意去我的灵媒那里 看看到底这么回事吗
Would you be willing to read a book that concisely explains how all psychics are frauds? I would not.
你愿意看看这本书吗里面简要说明了 为何灵媒都是骗人的 我不愿意
Okay, let's go see your psychic.
好吧 我们去见见你的灵媒
Really? Well, yeah, one of us has to keep an open mind.
真的吗 对 我们俩至少得有一人保持开放的思维吧
You saying I don't have an open mind?
你是说我没有开放的思维
No, nnot at all. Let me help you with this stuff.
完全没这意思 我还是帮你忙这事吧
You know, believe in ghosts, too. Great. And astrology.
我还相信鬼魂 很好 还有占星术
I know, and pyramid power and healing crystals.
我知道 还有金字塔能和治疗水晶
Oh, no, no, no, crystals don't work.
不不不 水晶可不管用
Really, that's the line?
真的吗 界限在这里吗
Psychics are real,but crystals are voodoo
物理是真实的 水晶就是种巫术
Oh, voodoo's real.
巫术也是真实存在的
You don't want t mess with voodoo.
你绝对不会愿意招惹巫术的
Flatland is more than just a mathematical essay. It is also a treatise on Victorian social
《平地》不仅仅是部数学幻想小说,同时也是维多利亚时代社会风俗方面的专着
You know I had never considered that.
我还从未如此考虑过
Wow, that's going to completely change my visits there.
这必将彻底改变我对二维世界的造访
Well, it's late. Time for bed.
好了 很晚了,该上床了
Okay. Good night,beauty human.
好啊,晚安 美丽的人类
Sheldon? Yes? Listen, they're kind of getting busy in the living room, and...
谢尔顿 什么事 他们两个 在客厅就忙着搞上了
I was wondering if I could hang out in here for a while.
我在想 能不能到你房里呆一会
Well, I suppose. Come in. I'll sleep in leonard's room. Good night.
我想可以吧 进来吧 我睡莱纳德房里去 晚安
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