1、Anti-Terrorist Truck 反恐车

Problem: Terrorists can pop up at any time, leaving local authorities totally defenseless against their raging attacks.
问题：恐怖分子随时都可能跳出来，把地方当局打个落花流水。

Solution: When terrorists walk past this non-descript truck parked quietly on the street, its roof pops out to reveal a machine gun turret! If that doesn't strike fear into the heart of Jihadis, well ... then we can still mow 'em down!
解决方案：这辆车没有任何明显特征，静静地停在路边。当恐怖分子路过的时候，车顶上就会弹出一个机关枪炮台！如果这样都吓不倒他们的话……那就直接爆头好了！

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2、Biohazard Suit with Built-In Toilet 自带厕所的生化服

Problem: You got to wear a biohazard suit to protect against biological or chemical weapons ... but as soon as you put it on, you really gotta go!
问题：为了保护自己免遭生化武器危害，你需要穿上生化服，但是当你终于穿好它……你就该内急了。

Solution: A biohazard suit with a built-in toilet! Just squat a little bit and go.
解决方案：一件内置厕所的生化服！只要稍微下蹲，就可以嘘嘘了。

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3、Railroad Missile System 铁路导弹系统

Problem: Terrorists may attack a missile silo, a stationary target if there ever is one.
问题：导弹发射井因为是固定的，很容易成为恐怖分子袭击的目标。

Solution: Make it mobile. Here's a patent for a railroad missile garrison system that launches ICBMs from rail cars of a train.
解决方案：让它动起来！这个铁路导弹系统能从火车上发射洲际弹道导弹！

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4、Airplane Trap Door 飞机陷阱

Problem: Terrorists want to hijack a plane by trying to break down the cockpit door.
问题：恐怖分子会闯入驾驶舱，劫持飞机。

Solution: After hardening the cockpit door, airlines should add the next logical step: airplane trap door that springs open to entrap terrorists below deck.
解决方案：除了加固驾驶舱门之外，飞机上还需要一个可以瞬间弹开捉住恐怖分子的陷阱。

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5、Explosion Containment Net 反自杀式爆炸网

Problem: Suicide bombers may detonate their bomb and kill a lot of people.
问题：自杀式炸弹会炸死很多人。

Solution: It may look like an umbrella, but that's actually a kevlar net fired from a special gun to encapsulate and contain a bomb's blast. The net also contains a tube for dispensing fire suppressant agent.
解决方案：这货看起来像把伞，但它其实是一个由特殊枪支发射的kevlar纤维网，可以阻挡爆炸产生的火焰和冲击波。网里还有一条可以喷洒灭火剂的管子。

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6、Mobile Crematorium 移动火葬场

Problem: When all effort to prevent a large scale act of terrorism failed and the body count of victims is high, then something is needed to get rid of the bodies...
问题：当阻止大规模恐怖袭击的行动失败之后，会有很多受害者的尸体需要处理……

Solution: A mobile crematorium - basically a combustion chamber on wheels.
解决方案：移动火葬场——基本上就是一个带轮子的燃烧室。