影片剧情：奥斯卡(詹姆斯·弗兰科 James Franco 饰)是个只会雕虫小技的马戏团魔术师，却无意中被龙卷风从尘土飞扬的堪萨斯城带到了神奇美妙的奥兹国。那里的居民认为他是传说中的大魔法师从天而降，祈求他击败穷凶极恶的邪恶女巫拯救奥兹国，可心术不正的奥斯卡却把这境遇看作是发大财的绝佳良机。
三位自称是奥兹国守护者的女巫赛多拉(米拉·库妮丝 Mila Kunis 饰)、伊诺拉(蕾切尔·薇姿 Rachel Weisz 饰)和 格琳达(米歇尔·威廉姆斯 Michelle Williams 饰)却对奥斯卡的身份各有怀疑。当黑暗势力压境，奥斯卡被迫卷入纷争，他才发现自己必须擦亮双眼，分辨出这些美艳女巫们究竟孰善孰恶，是敌是友，不然一切美好都要灰飞烟灭。奥斯卡决定放手一搏迎战邪恶女巫，可自己的魔术伎俩，要如何才能抗衡女巫强大而邪恶的魔法?奥兹仙境的前途，又将何去何从?

精彩片段对白：

OZ: Is that it? Is that my throne?

Evanora: Do you like it? I do so hope you like it, because I've been personally watching over it awaiting your arrival.

OZ: Oh... Much obliged.

Evanora: Praise be you are here at last and the prophecy shall be fulfilled. Oh, this is a glorious day for us all. And may I add, you're as handsome a king as we've ever had.

OZ: (Chuckles) Flatterer. Who is this fetching woman?

Theodora: This is my sister.

Evanora: I am Evanora, the royal advisor. I have been protecting the Emerald City whilst we awaited your arrival. I am here to serve you as I served the king before you.

OZ: Well, I look forward to being served.

Evanora: Oh, sister, I like him already.

OZ: Oh... My scepter.

Evanora: Oh, yes, go on then, have a seat. How does it feel?

OZ: Fits like a glove.

Evanora: Goodness. Knuck will show you to your chambers and then we can, uh...(Whispering) We can chat more later.

OZ: Can't wait. Monkey, my bag.

Monkey: Yes, Wizard, right away, oh, great and powerful one.

OZ: Thank you, sourpuss.

Knuck: Whoa! (Grunts) My name is Knuck!

Theodora: Isn't he wonderful? Didn't I say he would come?

Evanora: You dare escort that oaf in here and allow him to climb on the hallowed throne?

Theodora: And why not? He is the Wizard.

Evanora: "The Wizard." Or so he says. Did it not occur to you that he might be an imposter in league with the Wicked Witch and sent here to kill us?

Theodora: The Wicked Witch? Don't be ridiculous.

Evanora: (Scoffs) I'm not the one who's underestimating her cleverness. Or maybe it's you I'm underestimating. Have you finally joined her side, sister?

Theodora: I am on no one's side. You know that. I simply want peace. It's all I ever wanted, and the Wizard can do that. He's a good man.

Evanora: What do you know about goodness? Deep down, you are wicked.

Theodora: I am not wicked! (Theodora gasps)

Evanora: That temper really is wasted on you.

Theodora: Do you honestly think that I could conspire against you with her? You are my sister and I love you.

Evanora: All right. But I do need proof that he is who he claims to be.

Theodora: But he has already proven himself.

Evanora: Not to me, he hasn't.

OZ: Thank you for the tour.

Evanora: It's my job.

OZ: Giving tours?

Evanora: Taking care of the king.

OZ: Of course. And on that note I was thinking it might be nice to have a royal feast. Maybe a grand roast.

Evanora: You know, my sister has been telling me that your magic is really quite powerful.

OZ: Oh, really? Yes, uh, boggling to the minds of all who witness it.

Evanora: Oh, I do wish I could see it for myself.

OZ: Yes.

Evanora: Why not show me now?

OZ: Now?

Evanora: Here.

OZ: All things in good time. And a good time for all things.

Evanora: So wise. So true. Well, um, there is one last room that I would like you to see. The royal treasure of Oz. It belongs to whoever is king.

(Oz sighs heavily)

Evanora: It's all right, Wizard. Go and enjoy your riches.

(Oz laughing)

OZ: It's mine! Mine! Oh, no more second-hand suits for you, baby! Nothing but the silks and satins! Ali Baba! (Laughing) And one of these things! What is this?

Evanora: A chalice.

OZ: A chalice! I've always wanted a chalice. And now I've got one.

Evanora: Well, uh, not quite yet. You see, you only become the king after you defeat the Wicked Witch. That's the prophecy. And since you haven't done that yet, you're not...

OZ: I'm not actually king.

Evanora: Not yet, no. You still have to get rid of the Wicked Witch.

OZ: Right.

Evanora: And killing her won't be easy.

OZ: No, I don't suppose it will be.

Evanora: Mmm.

OZ: Wait a minute. No one said anything about killing anybody.

Evanora: Oh. Well, if you're not interested in being king that's all right with me. We can just forget about the whole thing. The gold and the rubies, the chalice.

OZ: I'm interested! I'm just not too keen on killing a lady.

Evanora: She's not a lady. She's a wicked witch. And your magic is the only thing strong enough to destroy her. All you have to do is journey to the Dark Forest and destroy her wand.

OZ: Her wand.

Evanora: Yes. It's the source of all her power. Without it, she dies.

OZ: I haven't even said goodbye to Theodora. She will be upset.

Evanora: I will talk to her in the morning. I will tell her how much you love her...

OZ: No. No, don't... Don't say anything.

Evanora: All right. I will say whatever it is you want me to say but are you going to save us all or not?

OZ: I'm your wizard.
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第一页：片段欣赏

第二页：巧学口语

 

1. Yes, well, opportunity comes when you least expect it, my dear.

没错，机会总是在最不经意之时垂青于你，亲爱的。

2. Then it's high time that you learned.

那现在是时候学一下了。（high time: 正是应该……的时候。）

3. You got to come clean for that innocent young girl.

你应该对那个无辜的女孩坦白。

4. Who is this fetching woman?

这位迷人的小姐是？（形容“迷人”除了attractive还可以用fetching）

5. Oh, sister, I like him already.

哦，妹妹，我已经开始喜欢他了。

6. Fits like a glove.

再合适不过了。

7. I am on no one's side.

我是中立的。

8. Yes, uh, boggling to the minds of all who witness it.

是的，见识过的人都目瞪口呆。

9. Oh, I do wish I could see it for myself.

哦，那我真希望我也能亲眼见识一下。

10. All things in good time. And a good time for all things.

现在时机未到，该施展时自会施展。

11. She'll get over me.

她会忘了我的。

12. Guys, um, take five.

伙计们，先休息一下。