国外网友用一句话总结各国历史，来看看他们都是如何自黑的吧。

History of the U.S.A.

美国：Freedom! (terms and conditions may apply)

自由万岁!——最终解释权归我大美利坚所有。

History of the U.K.

英国：Had the largest empire ever, but lost it due to drinking too much tea.

曾经是史上最大的帝国，喝茶太多败光了。

History of Italy

意大利：We were really important, but now we make shoes.

曾经真的很重要，可现在我们是鞋匠。

History of Greece

希腊：We did bunch of shit for mankind like 10,000 years ago. Now we are bankrupt

大约10000年前我们为人类做了那么多，现在破产了...

History of Switzerland

瑞士：Sure, we'll take your money!

大哥，存钱不?

History of Australia

澳大利亚：Still ruled by a classy older lady in England because we are too distracted by the largeamount of native fauna trying to kill us to declare independence.

我们为啥还被那个英国老太太统治着?因为我们整天忙着应付那些想着弄死我们闹独立的独有动物们。

History of Denmark

丹麦 ：Tuborg

乐堡啤酒

History of Canada

加拿大：Sorry!

对不起，能不能换个话题?

History of New Zealand

新西兰：Lord of The Rings

指环王是我们的!

History of Russia

俄罗斯：Then things got worse

在那之后，局势越来越不好了

History of Austria

奥地利：Austria’s greatest accomplishment is convincing the world that Beethoven was Austrianand Hitler was German.

奥地利最大的成就是让世界人民相信贝多芬是奥地利人，而希特勒是德国人。

History of North Korea

朝鲜：All is fine. No more questions. Eternal President will lead us to victory.

我们过得很好。提问到此结束。永远的领袖将带领我们走向胜利。