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2010-03-09愚人节英语笑话

1. Why are people tired on April Fool's Day? (愚人节人们为什么疲倦?) 答:Because they have just had a long March. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。March 三月;行军) 2.What weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什 [查看全文]

2010-03-09狡猾的医生

He Needs Treatment Again As a doctor is examining a patient, his nurse bursts in and says, "Excuse me, but that man you just treated walked... [查看全文]

2010-03-08英语脑筋急转弯你能猜出几个?

1. What will you break once you say it? (什么东西一说出来就打破?)   Silence. (沉默)   2. Will liars be honest after they die? (骗... [查看全文]

2010-03-01让你立刻成为焦点的八句幽默语录

幽默的方法很多,一句话的幽默,你能辨析出来么?   1. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural cause... [查看全文]

2010-02-10日本和尚rap念经跳踢踏

日本和尚rap念经跳踢踏   本月底,有400年历史的日本古刹经王寺将在住持互井观章的带领下举办首届踢踏舞表演,此次演出将由专业舞者配合住持的经文说唱进行。被誉为“快乐... [查看全文]

2010-02-08英语脑筋急转弯

1.Why are girls afraid of the letter C ? 1.Because it makes fat fact! 2.Why is the letter E so important? 2.Because it’s the begini... [查看全文]

2010-02-02最“冷”的五项世界纪录

们似乎对“最”字打头的记录都特别感冒,什么都要争个全球第一、全世界第一。不过这类活动真所谓过犹不及,小编就为你搜罗了几个很冷的“最记录”,包括最大鸡蛋、最大寿司卷... [查看全文]

2010-02-01盘点最具创意的十五句话及其翻译

1.The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list。   在这个世界上,我最不愿意做的事就是伤害你,但是这件事仍在我的考虑之... [查看全文]

2010-01-30让你立刻成为焦点的八句幽默语录

幽默的方法很多,一句话的幽默,你能辨析出来么?   1. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural cause... [查看全文]

2010-01-26下场Drinking, gambling, and golf

A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars ... [查看全文]