英语幽默教程汇总和更新

A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala(欢庆的) charity event was taking place.Getting caught... [查看全文]

Dad seeking praise 老爸求赞美5-year-old daughter, wanting her father to help her do something.Father: "I'm so t... [查看全文]

Stranger: "What's your name, little boy?"Little boy: "I don't konw."Stranger: "How does your mother call yo... [查看全文]

Jimmy: Hey, Amy, aren't you coming out to play?Amy: No, I have to stay in and help my father with my home... [查看全文]

Why aren't you listening 为什么不认真听课Teacher: Jack, why aren't you listening?Jack: But, teacher, I'm ... [查看全文]

Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him?Ron: Well, I don't know---d... [查看全文]

Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video.I’m afraid we can’t afford one, sighed his moth... [查看全文]

A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to ... [查看全文]

Where is the father?Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings."Look," said the elder brother. "How nic... [查看全文]

Mother (reprimanding训斥，谴责 her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail.Daughter: I'm only ho... [查看全文]