英语幽默教程汇总和更新

　　① Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.　　② One should l... [查看全文]

　　选里根吧，要不他会哭的。　　Vote for Regan or he’ll cry.　　感言：选里根的原因值得推敲，他哭可以给糖果或巧克力，但... [查看全文]

　　This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbors pet rabbit in his mouth. The rab... [查看全文]

　　1. Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance　　聪明男人 + 聪明女人 = 浪漫爱情　　2. Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregna... [查看全文]

　　Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking... [查看全文]

　　The New Teacher　　George comes from school on the first of September.　　"George, how did you like your new ... [查看全文]

　　Endearing terms　　Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every req... [查看全文]

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director ..., "What is the criterion that defines a patient to be institutionalized?" " [查看全文]

　　A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had... [查看全文]

　　Such a Long Dog Once there was a blind. One day when he was walking, he stepped the head of the dog who... [查看全文]