英语幽默教程汇总和更新

Mr. Smith was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, t... [查看全文]

At a dinner party a shy young man had been trying to think of something nice to say to his hostess. At last... [查看全文]

A store manager heard a clerk tell a customer. No, ma’am, we haven't had any for a while, and it doe... [查看全文]

The great painter was asked, one day to paint a picture of Pharaoh crossing the Red Sea. A little while after... [查看全文]

A well dressed young man demanded as soon as he entered the restaurant:"Serve me, quick! Give me your best. I ... [查看全文]

"Help! Doctor! Please come quickly! My ten-year-old son has just swallowed a pen!""Ok , I'll be right there.... [查看全文]

Two Russian hunters meet. I shot a gigantic bear yesterday, says Ivan. Look at the hide!How do you find such h... [查看全文]

Goethe was once strolling on a narrow path in a park in Weimar. As luck would have it, he met with a critic... [查看全文]

Matt and his wife lived in the country. Matt was verystingy（吝啬的）and hated spending money. One day a fair ca... [查看全文]

A man who sold brooms went into a barber's shop to get shaved. The barber bought one of his brooms, and, ... [查看全文]