英语幽默教程汇总和更新

Goldfish金鱼Stan: I won 92 goldfish.斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。Fred: Where are you going to keep them?弗雷德：你想在哪儿... [查看全文]

How do I get the gum out我怎么把口香糖取出来Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it... [查看全文]

Quick Cleanup​快速清扫Unexpected guests were on the way, and my mother, an impeccable housekeeper, rushed around s... [查看全文]

A Man of Actions一个言出必行的人A crowd of student was gathered on the campus of Oxford University. You can have... [查看全文]

if I Am a Manager如果我是一个经理One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition &ndas... [查看全文]

Who was the first man?谁是世界上第一个男人A teacher said to her class:Who was the first man?一个老师问她的学生：谁是... [查看全文]

Mother: Mary, why do you yell and scream so much? Play quietly like Eddie. See, he doesn't make a sound.Mar... [查看全文]

Mother asked her little boy, Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?Nothing, Mum, answered the son proundl... [查看全文]

It's not my faultMother (reprimanding训斥，谴责 her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail.Daug... [查看全文]

Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings."Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings ar... [查看全文]