英语幽默教程汇总和更新

A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first," she said.... [查看全文]

I've Just Bitten My Tongue"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother."Yes, dear," she replied - "Wh... [查看全文]

My uncle has 1000 men under him.He is really somebody. What does he do?A maintenance man in a cemetery.我叔叔下面有1000个人。他真是一个大人物。干什么的?墓地守墓人。 [查看全文]

One late autumn evening two boys, having collected sack full of chestnuts, decided to share them out in a grave... [查看全文]

At an exhibition of the world’s best swordsmen，the third一place fencer took the stage. A fly was released，... [查看全文]

Six people were traveling in a compartment on a train. Five of them were quiet and well behaved, but the sixth... [查看全文]

The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled(被宠坏的) . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hard... [查看全文]

Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so he wrote some words on the blackboard which ... [查看全文]

Uncle Frank, at 79, was a healthy and wealthy man, a lifelong bachelor. He courted a lot, he said, but "never... [查看全文]

A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing... [查看全文]