英语幽默教程汇总和更新

A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation.B: Yes, of course.A: Great. I never could before. [查看全文]

A: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?B: I think you are pretty ugly.In... [查看全文]

In the classroom the teacher is asking a student to do something.Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with "... [查看全文]

Q: What letter of the alphabet is an insect?A: B. (bee)Q: What letter is a part of the head?A: I. (eye)Q: Wha... [查看全文]

Q: What has many keys but can't open any doors?A: A piano.Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump! [查看全文]

A: "I was born in California."B: "Which part?"A: "All of me."A: "Excuse me. Do you know the way to the zoo?"B:... [查看全文]

A man was complaining to a railroad engineer.What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are al... [查看全文]

A teacher is talking to a student.Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?Student: No, he did it a... [查看全文]

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw?Did you hear about the deaf shepherd w... [查看全文]

What is the longest word in the English language?SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters! [查看全文]