英语幽默教程汇总和更新

145　My vision's not too good 我眼神不太好I played for a semipro baseball team. At every game we sold raffle... [查看全文]

144　They send in the obituary writer 他们把写讣告的人派来了As a writer for one of the less glamorous sections of... [查看全文]

143　She knows McDonald's only 她只知道麦当劳I was taking orders at the drive-up window at a Mexican restaurant... [查看全文]

142　After a massive heart attack 严重心脏病发作以后When a guest suffered a massive heart attack in my restaurant,... [查看全文]

141　Discretion assured 确保谨慎I looked out my apartment window and noticed a truck parked outside. On the side,... [查看全文]

140　We adopted 我们的孩子是领养的Our catering manager lacks certain social skills—like knowing when to keep her mo... [查看全文]

139　Loose-fitting Clothing 宽松的衣服Clearly I was not going to win the battle of the bulge on my own, so I de... [查看全文]

138　Hi Dan! 你好，丹！A lawyer was reading out the will of a rich man: To you, my loving wife Rose, who stood... [查看全文]

137　Car Locator 找车器After shopping at a busy store, another woman and I happened to leave at the same time, ... [查看全文]

136　Capricorns 摩羯座的人First thing—every single morning—one of the secretaries in our office opened the newspape... [查看全文]