英文冷笑话漫画，不笑算我输！

All my plans for the future start with "When I get rich".

对于未来的所有打算都是从“什么时候脱贫”开始

Smile and let the whole world wonder why.

别人笑我太疯癫，我笑别人看不穿。

I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 73 of them.

有99个难题，钱至少可以解决掉73个。

What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it. (cell与sell 同音; 前者在这里指“蜂巢”，后者为“售卖”)

蜜蜂如何处理自己的蜂蜜?

储存在蜂巢里。

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7, 8, 9.

为什么6怕7?

因为7，8， 9。(“8”的发音与"ate"一致;"ate"是“吃”的过去式)

Pros and cons of making food

Pros: food

Cons: making

烹饪美食的好处和坏处

好处：美食

坏处：烹饪

etc= end of thinking capacity

诸如此类=想不出来

I love days when my only problem is tea or coffee.

我希望我的生活只存在一个难题：喝茶还是喝咖啡。

Happy has five letters.

Pizza has five letters.

There is no coincidence.

“幸福”有五个字母。

“披萨”也有五个字母。

这绝不是巧合。

Take my advice.

I don't use it anyway.

采取我的建议吧。反正我也不用。