【语音版】你有没有想放假想疯过？

Two factory workers are talking.

两个工人在聊天。

The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."

女人说，“我有法子让老板给我放天假。”

The man replies, "And how would you do that?"

男人问，“什么办法?”

The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.

女人说，“你就等着瞧吧。”然后，她就倒悬着。

The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"

老板过来了，问：“你在干什么?”

The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb."

女人回答说，“我是灯泡。”

The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."

然后老板说，“你工作太久，都不清醒了。我想你该放天假休息休息了。”

The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"

男人就跟着女人也要走，老板问，“你去哪儿啊?”

The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."

男人答，“我也回家。我没法儿在黑暗中工作。”