诺奖得主告诉你女人如何被爱

2016-05-03 09:33:11  每日学英语

From William Golding

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men,they are far superior and always have been.Whatever you give a woman,she will make greater.If you give her sperm,she'll give you a baby.If you give her a house,she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit!

我觉得女人假装和男人平等真是太傻了,因为一直以来,女人都远比男人优秀。无论你给一个女人什么,你都会得到更多回报。你给她精子,她给你一个孩子;你给她一座房子,她给你一个家。你给她一堆食材,她给你一顿美餐;你给她一个微笑,她会给你她的心。她会使你给他的东西放大和倍增。所以,如果你给她任何废话,那么请准备好收获成吨的垃圾。

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