英文笑话：完美儿子

The Perfect Son

完美儿子

Woman A told Woman B, 'I have the perfect son'.

甲对乙说，“我有一个完美的儿子。”

Woman B asked, 'Does he smoke?'

乙问，“他抽烟吗?”

Woman A answered, 'No, he doesn't'.

甲回答说，“不，他不抽烟。”

Woman B: 'Does he drink whiskey?'

乙：“他喝酒吗?”

Woman A: 'No, he doesn't'.

甲：“不，他不喝酒。”

Woman B: 'Does he ever come home late?'

乙：“他回家晚吗?”

Woman A: 'No, he doesn't'.

甲：“不，不晚。”

Woman B: 'I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?'

乙：“我想你的儿子真的完美的儿子。他多大了?”

Woman A: "He will be six months old next Wednesday' .

甲：“下周三就六个月了。”