8个让你乐翻天的笑话！

妈妈：今天在学校过的怎么样，帕特里克?

Patrick：It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!

帕特里克：妈妈，非常棒!今天我们做了炸药!

Mother：Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?

妈妈：哦，这些天你和做了很有趣的玩意儿，明天在学校你想做点什么呢?

Patrick：What school?

帕特里克：还有什么学校啊?

2. Doctor: I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.

医生：抱歉，你的病已经到了晚期，只剩下十......

Patient: What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!

病人：你说什么?十?十什么?十个月?十个礼拜?!

Doctor: Nine.

医生：九。

3. It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

外面太冷了，我看到政客竟把手放到自己的口袋里了。

4.Husband brings the child home from kindergarten and asks his wife, "He’s been crying the whole way home. Isn’t he sick or something?" "No," replies the wife, "he was just trying to tell you he isn’t our Frankie."

丈夫把孩子从幼儿园接回来，问妻子，“我带他回来，路上一直哭，是不是病了，还是怎么了?”“不是”，妻子回答说，“他只是想告诉你他不是我们的弗兰克。”

5.Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, “Wow, that’s got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site.”

两名警察开车撞树上了。片刻沉默后，一名警察说，“哇，这是我们抵达案发现场最早的一次。”

6. Knock, knock!

当!当!

Who’s there?

是谁啊?

Opportunity!

机遇!

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

不可能。机遇不可能敲两次门!

7. Q: A doctor gave you 3 pills that you have to take every half hour. How long does it take you to use them all?

问：医生给你三片药，每隔半小时吃一片。多长时间才能吃完?

A: One hour. You took the first one immediately.

答：一小时。第一片，刚拿到就吃了。

8. Q: A question in a math class. You have 2 apples in your hand and then you add another 4 apples in your hand. What do you have?

问：数学课上问的问题。你手里有两个苹果，再给你手上放四个苹果，那么现在有?

A: A very big hand.

答：一个大手。